Two writers called ‘Gonzo’ and ‘Murph’
are feuding on Philly sports turf.
With the Daily News,
David Murphy’s views
say a fan should hush like a serf.
John Gonzalez writes for the Inky,
and he called Murphy’s ‘High Cheese’ stinky.
Murph’s Twitter retort
was weak, but not short.
These writers could sure use a binky.
Since when did a fan’s right to boo
split Philly sports media too?
Fans don’t want these views –
they want their sports news,
lest print guys fight ’til they turn blue.